Alcoholics Anonymous

justadrunk · justadrunk

It's a gloomy day here in Wisconsin. Rain now for 2 days. I was bleaching my sink this morning with my sad old blue rubber gloves on. I stopped and stared out the window as I do almost every morning as I stop to drink my coffee or tea. It faces the west, and it's where I see rain or shine coming from usually...

Robbie0330 · Robbie0330

Right now Society seems to be hell bent on stopping the tobacco industry. While cigarettes are an addictive and toxic passtime, i dont believe that Outdoor second hand smoke is somthing to really bitch about. NO SMOKING signs are used in excess, And placed in some of the most obvious places one would k...

Pythonpappy · Pythonpappy

Weekly ThoughtOur culture craves comfort, the avoidance of pain, easy projects, nothing but success, leisure time, entertainment, fun hobbies, and anything else that can fit under the umbrella of "smooth sailing." When things don't go righta slip on ice, conflict with a loved one, a d...

Larry_H · Larry_H

Today's thought from Hazelden is: How can I believe in a Higher Power? I was taught that God is just an idea that weak people use as a crutch. --Alcoholics Anonymous member After we admit how serious our addiction is, we have to face our fear and sadness. Without the help of a Higher Power, we are hopeless...

Bob K · Bob K

I may never see tomorrowI may never see tomorrow; there's no written guarantee And things that happened yesterday belong to history. I cannot predict the future, I cannot change the past, I have just the present moments, I must treat it as my last.I must use this moment wisely for it soon will pass away...

Robbie0330 · Robbie0330

Religion is something that has plagued this world for a long time now. Most of us find comfort in god because it helps us deal with reality. It creates A false sense of security and gives its host something to look forward to after we inevitably die. And we WILL die. Its just a matter of when. so the Idea o...

Frodo · Frodo

For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul? - King James Bible "Authorized Version", Cambridge Edition I'm not a religious person, and most definitely not a Christian. But when I saw this at 14 it burnt into me. The answer has always been: nothin...

Bodyunderconstruction · Bodyunderconstruction

Well the doctor today told me today I was a dry drunk. Not trying to be stupid but I really don't understand what this is. I have been sober for 16 months. On medication to keep me stable ( sad to admit such a thing ). Don't have a sponsor because the ones I have in the past have been terrible . But recently I hav...

Mike B. · Mike B.

July 19 "Times change, people change, and language may change. But the disease of alcoholism does not change. It always kills." -- Edited by Mike B. on Friday 19th of July 2013 07:00:44 AM

Pythonpappy · Pythonpappy

My parents believed in honesty and hard work and they passed that on to me. --Monty Cralley Most of us can think of a number of things we can credit our parents with. For some of us there may not be as many good legacies as bad, however. But time has marched on and we can't redo a bad past. Nor does it help to co...

Pythonpappy · Pythonpappy

WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST? The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven, which part of your body goes first?" Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands." "W...

Pythonpappy · Pythonpappy

Gratitude is a way of life. Saying thank you from the heart makes us feel full. Perhaps we don't really know we have something until we express our thanks for it. There are different levels of gratitude. There is the polite, automatic response when someone opens a door for us or the bank teller tells us t...

Pythonpappy · Pythonpappy

I used to watch his show as a kid ... he had many faces, all of them funny ... and yes, he was known for his good clean humor, like Jack Benny and others ... Red Skelton's RecipesFor those of you old enough to remember Red Skelton, I think you will enjoy this e-mail. For those of you not old enough you will se...

bikerbill · bikerbill

I'm not RID nor suffering from any HALT. I'm not craving or worried. I'm not obsessing. I just can't focus. I have work to do and a house to pack and I'm buggering about on the mobile writing posts. Of course. Slightly distracted because girlfriend came home two days ago after nearly a month away. (Go s...

Robbie0330 · Robbie0330

Dammit Frodo, I told you not to read this...

AlcoHater · AlcoHater

I remember one time someone saying A.A. is a want, not a need. Speaking for myself, though, I have to admit that yeah, I really need this fellowship. I have no problem with it. Weakness? Okay. It's what's keeping me from drink numero uno. I live in a world where any excuse to drink is out there. I'll bet th...

justadrunk · justadrunk

Thursday, July 18, 2013You are reading from the book The Language of Letting Go Time to Get Angry It's about time you got angry - yes, that angry. Anger can be such a potent, frightening emotion. It can also be a feeling that guides us to important decisions, sometimes decisions difficult to make. It ca...

bikerbill · bikerbill

Got the important stuff safely packed already - the guitars. Other than that I have 3 weeks to pack the house up ready to move on the 7th August. Fortunately I kept all the packing boxes - but let's hope that I don't have to use them all. Spare bedroom is packed now - but then all that was in there was a bed and 4...

Pythonpappy · Pythonpappy

OH NO,No, No, No, No ..... I think I have this AAADD .... It's like someone was following me around all day and writin' this stuff down ... OH MY!!!!! .... Lord help me! AAADD KNOW THE SYMPTOMS.....PLEASE READ! Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder Somehow I feel better even t...

Mike B. · Mike B.

July 18 "Though my sobriety had come easy, the growing up business hadn't. Both emotional and spiritual growth have always been mighty difficult for me."

Pythonpappy · Pythonpappy

Enjoying the Good Days Good feelings can become a habitual part of our life. There is absolutely no virtue in the unnecessary suffering many of us have felt for much of our life. We don't have to allow others to make us miserable, and we don't have to make ourselves miserable. A good day does not have to b...

AlcoHater · AlcoHater

Yep. Went to the store for cigs and a beverage and what did I see? A 6 pack of the jolly old harmful. Thought about purchasing it. Can't. It wouldn't be enough, I'd have to wobble back for another. That wouldn't be enough, I'd have to stagger back for another. A case isn't enough. A thirty pack isn't enough...

Murano · Murano

Mother's Day was terrible. I thought I've changed, that my family would notice. They didn't. It doesn't seem worth the fight sometime. No one will love me back even though I've tried to reconcile with them the things I've done in the past, trying to over come what others did to me. They see still pun...

Pythonpappy · Pythonpappy

Inches make champions. -- Vince Lombardi What's the difference between success and failure? Ideal conditions? Half again as much effort? Twice the talent? Ten times "the breaks"? Or is it simply that some people have what it takes and some people don't? Vince Lombardi, the football co...

justadrunk · justadrunk

Wednesday, July 17, 2013You are reading from the book The Language of Letting Go Love, in Words and Actions Many of us have confused notions about what it means to be loved and cared about. Many of us were loved and cared for by people who had discrepancies between what they said and did. We may have had a m...

Pablomoses · Pablomoses

Took a nap at 6pm.....not a good thing for sleeping the night through, so here goes some writing. Hung out with my friend who I've known since he was three and his brother. We are 48, his brother is 54. We went to see their father, who they had just put in a home that specializes in dementia/Alzheimer's...

justadrunk · justadrunk

Tuesday, July 16, 2013You are reading from the book Today's Gift Let a joy keep you. Reach out your hands and take it when it runs by. Carl Sandburg There is a song that says joy is like the rain. It comes across our windowpane and then goes away again. When joy comes knocking at our window we can reach out a...

Robbie0330 · Robbie0330

Somethings not right. Life has abandoned me. the world smells different today. the food doesn't taste the same. The video games are no longer fun. The sun saps my energy. The world is a corpse. The living dead. an echo of what once was. I have moved on. We have moved on. Sometimes when I hear those old son...

Bob K · Bob K

Beginning today I will no longer worry about yesterday. It is in the past and the past will never change. Only I can change by choosing to do so. Beginning today I will no longer worry about tomorrow. Tomorrow will always be there, waiting for me to make the most of it. But I cannot make the most of tomorrow...

Pythonpappy · Pythonpappy

Glad I don't have to worry about this today!!! Bad Buzz: Mosquitoes Love to Bite Beer DrinkersFiled under DISEASE, HEALTH, RESEARCH Roughly 20 percent of people are more frequent meal tickets for mosquitoes than the rest of the population, and Smithsonian Magazine set out to investigate:...

pinkchip · pinkchip

Seems Ironic (in a very sad way) that the guy who was playing the "all american kid" from Glee - Cory Monteith was found dead of an apparent drug overdose at age 31. Such a horrible epidemic.

Pythonpappy · Pythonpappy

Inertia is a powerful force. So is compulsive behavior. "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results," writer Earnie Larsen has said for years. I think it goes one step further. Insanity is doing the same thing over and over because we can't find the butt...

Mike B. · Mike B.

July 16 "In the years that lie just ahead Alcoholics Anonymous faces a supreme test - the great ordeal of its own prosperity and success. I think it will prove the greatest trial of all. Can we but weather that, the waves of time and circumstance may beat upon us in vain."

Zoomtopz · Zoomtopz

DIALOGUE BETWEEN A LADY INTERVIEWER WITH A MALE BEER DRINKER: Lady Interviewer: Do you drink every day? Man: Yes. Lady Interviewer: How much a day? Man: Around 3 six-packs starting at noon. Lady Interviewer: How much does a 6-pack cost? Man: Roughly $10.00 at a deli. Lady Interviewer: And how long h...

HJF454 · HJF454

Well my wife finally went off the deep end with her mental illness and tried to kill herself and also assaulted me again. My kids are currently away. She has completely lost it with her bipolar this time. I'm left with no choice but to file a restraining order and to seek full custody of the kids. I wish thi...

Pythonpappy · Pythonpappy

"Suppose a brother or sister is without clothes and daily food. If one of you says to him, 'Go, I wish you well; keep warm and well fed,' but does nothing about his physical needs, what good is it? In the same way, faith by itself, if it is not accompanied by action, is dead." -James 2:15-17We...

Bob K · Bob K

"Good Morning, I am God. Today I will be handling all of your problems. Please remember that I do not need your help." "If the devil happens to deliver a situation to you that you cannot handle, DO NOT attempt to resolve it. Kindly put it in the SFJTD (something for Jesus to do) box. It wil...

Mike B. · Mike B.

July 15 "I opened the door and walked into the warmth, the laughter, the acceptance, and the love that is AA. No one asked me who I was or what I wanted; no one asked me how much money I had or what I did for a living; no one asked me where I did my drinking or what my sexual preferences were. The smiling ma...

justadrunk · justadrunk

I just wanted to say thanks for being here for me today - but especially over the past week and a half or so. I can never fall too far, there is always you to catch me, and wow - that feels GOOD!

Pythonpappy · Pythonpappy

Love is the ability and willingness to allow those that you care for to be what they choose for themselves, without any insistence that they satisfy you.--Dr. Wayne Dyer It's generally a struggle to let a child develop a new skill, particularly if it's not one we share or appreciate. It's even more dif...

Angell · Angell

I can no longer work a regular job due to my physical health deteriorating. In fact, and this will be the last time I share this on the site, my doctor believes I'll be graduating and completing my thirteenth step some time in the next two to three years. In the meantime, my higher power has convinced me...

justadrunk · justadrunk

Sunday, July 14, 2013You are reading from the book The Language of Letting Go We Are Lovable Even if the most important person in your world rejects you, you are still real, and you are still okay. Codependent No More Do you ever find yourself thinking: How could anyone possibly love me? For many of us,...

bikerbill · bikerbill

Apparently eagle's nest has been used before for a mountain retreat by a chap in Germany who ended up not so popular in the forties. Let's have a game...rename bill's house. I came up with ego's rest My work colleagues came up with biker grove (there's an area in Newcastle called byker which led to a k...

Pythonpappy · Pythonpappy

FREE PENCIL SHARPENER FROM THE IRSThe IRS has announced that they will give a free pencilsharpener to all taxpayers who pay their taxes on time this year. It can be placed onyour desk as a constant reminder of the "public service" theyprovide to you each year.One picture is worth a t...

Pythonpappy · Pythonpappy

"Woman stops gator attack with a small Beretta pistol."This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator. What is the smallest caliber that you would trust to protect yourself?A Beretta Jetfire testimonial.He...

Pythonpappy · Pythonpappy

***TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO THE NEW HEALTH CARE PLAN (Ob-macare):*** (10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters. (9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park." (8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of...

Pythonpappy · Pythonpappy

Sometimes, the way is not clear. Our minds get clouded, confused. We aren't certain what our next step should be, what it will look like, what direction we are headed. This is the time to stop, ask for guidance, and rest. That is the time to let go of fear. Wait. Feel the confusion and chaos, and then let i...

Mike B. · Mike B.

July 9 "My soul remained a mystery until my Higher Power settled inside me, appearing to me as a very real feeling of love and caring. Kindness slowly took precedence, and I became comfortable with the idea that I didn't need a drink."

Jerry F · Q

Said my cholesterol was too high. Eat like a caveman, he said. So I'm thinking: we've lots of deer around these parts - I guess I have to wrestle one down with my bare hands, club it to death with a rock, then chew on the bloody corpse. Then I can have some spiders and grass for dessert.

Robbie0330 · Robbie0330

Im taking over this discussion board. From now on I want you all to refer to me as "KING" your "YOUR HIGHNESS" Im in charge now.

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Dancing in the rain. (Preview) It's a gloomy day here in Wisconsin. Rain now for 2 days. I was bleaching my sink this morning with my sad old blue rubber gloves on. I stopped and stared out the window as I do almost every morning as I stop to drink my coffee or tea. It faces the west, and it's where I see rain or shine coming from usually...	justadrunk	17	777	Jul 22, 2013 by justadrunk
	Tear down the clown (Preview) Right now Society seems to be hell bent on stopping the tobacco industry. While cigarettes are an addictive and toxic passtime, i dont believe that Outdoor second hand smoke is somthing to really bitch about. NO SMOKING signs are used in excess, And placed in some of the most obvious places one would k...	Robbie0330	23	690	Jul 22, 2013 by Q
	Weekly Thought (Preview) Weekly ThoughtOur culture craves comfort, the avoidance of pain, easy projects, nothing but success, leisure time, entertainment, fun hobbies, and anything else that can fit under the umbrella of "smooth sailing." When things don't go righta slip on ice, conflict with a loved one, a d...	Pythonpappy	0	409	Jul 21, 2013 by Pythonpappy
	How can I believe in a Higher Power? (Preview) Today's thought from Hazelden is: How can I believe in a Higher Power? I was taught that God is just an idea that weak people use as a crutch. --Alcoholics Anonymous member After we admit how serious our addiction is, we have to face our fear and sadness. Without the help of a Higher Power, we are hopeless...	Larry_H	18	6078	Jul 21, 2013 by Travel an
	I May Never See Tomorrow (Preview) I may never see tomorrowI may never see tomorrow; there's no written guarantee And things that happened yesterday belong to history. I cannot predict the future, I cannot change the past, I have just the present moments, I must treat it as my last.I must use this moment wisely for it soon will pass away...	Bob K	3	372	Jul 21, 2013 by Pablomoses
	Deicide (Preview) Religion is something that has plagued this world for a long time now. Most of us find comfort in god because it helps us deal with reality. It creates A false sense of security and gives its host something to look forward to after we inevitably die. And we WILL die. Its just a matter of when. so the Idea o...	Robbie0330	29	703	Jul 21, 2013 by Jerry F
	Mark 8:35 (Preview) For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul? - King James Bible "Authorized Version", Cambridge Edition I'm not a religious person, and most definitely not a Christian. But when I saw this at 14 it burnt into me. The answer has always been: nothin...	Frodo	5	420	Jul 21, 2013 by Jerry F
	What is a dry drunk? (Preview) Well the doctor today told me today I was a dry drunk. Not trying to be stupid but I really don't understand what this is. I have been sober for 16 months. On medication to keep me stable ( sad to admit such a thing ). Don't have a sponsor because the ones I have in the past have been terrible . But recently I hav...	Bodyunderconstruction	13	1418	Jul 21, 2013 by Jerry F
	Grapevine (Preview) July 19 "Times change, people change, and language may change. But the disease of alcoholism does not change. It always kills." -- Edited by Mike B. on Friday 19th of July 2013 07:00:44 AM	Mike B.	3	258	Jul 21, 2013 by Mr_David
	Today's Gift 07-20 (Preview) My parents believed in honesty and hard work and they passed that on to me. --Monty Cralley Most of us can think of a number of things we can credit our parents with. For some of us there may not be as many good legacies as bad, however. But time has marched on and we can't redo a bad past. Nor does it help to co...	Pythonpappy	1	243	Jul 21, 2013 by Mr_David
	What Part of Your Body goes to Heaven First? (Preview) WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST? The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven, which part of your body goes first?" Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands." "W...	Pythonpappy	5	391	Jul 21, 2013 by Fyne Spirit
	Today's Gift 07-19 (Preview) Gratitude is a way of life. Saying thank you from the heart makes us feel full. Perhaps we don't really know we have something until we express our thanks for it. There are different levels of gratitude. There is the polite, automatic response when someone opens a door for us or the bank teller tells us t...	Pythonpappy	3	323	Jul 20, 2013 by Mr_David
	Take a Break for a little Humor (Preview) I used to watch his show as a kid ... he had many faces, all of them funny ... and yes, he was known for his good clean humor, like Jack Benny and others ... Red Skelton's RecipesFor those of you old enough to remember Red Skelton, I think you will enjoy this e-mail. For those of you not old enough you will se...	Pythonpappy	7	486	Jul 19, 2013 by Mike B.
	lacking focus (Preview) I'm not RID nor suffering from any HALT. I'm not craving or worried. I'm not obsessing. I just can't focus. I have work to do and a house to pack and I'm buggering about on the mobile writing posts. Of course. Slightly distracted because girlfriend came home two days ago after nearly a month away. (Go s...	bikerbill	5	525	Jul 19, 2013 by Philipld
	FRODO:DO NOT READ THIS POST. (Preview) Dammit Frodo, I told you not to read this...	Robbie0330	3	426	Jul 19, 2013 by Stepchild
	A Want and a Need. (Preview) I remember one time someone saying A.A. is a want, not a need. Speaking for myself, though, I have to admit that yeah, I really need this fellowship. I have no problem with it. Weakness? Okay. It's what's keeping me from drink numero uno. I live in a world where any excuse to drink is out there. I'll bet th...	AlcoHater	7	595	Jul 19, 2013 by Sports dude
	Thought for the day (Preview) Thursday, July 18, 2013You are reading from the book The Language of Letting Go Time to Get Angry It's about time you got angry - yes, that angry. Anger can be such a potent, frightening emotion. It can also be a feeling that guides us to important decisions, sometimes decisions difficult to make. It ca...	justadrunk	3	623	Jul 19, 2013 by Pythonpappy
	Started Packing again! (Preview) Got the important stuff safely packed already - the guitars. Other than that I have 3 weeks to pack the house up ready to move on the 7th August. Fortunately I kept all the packing boxes - but let's hope that I don't have to use them all. Spare bedroom is packed now - but then all that was in there was a bed and 4...	bikerbill	9	513	Jul 19, 2013 by Pythonpappy
	AAADD, oh no, I think I have it ... ... ... for Q (Preview) OH NO,No, No, No, No ..... I think I have this AAADD .... It's like someone was following me around all day and writin' this stuff down ... OH MY!!!!! .... Lord help me! AAADD KNOW THE SYMPTOMS.....PLEASE READ! *Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder* *Somehow I feel better even t...*	Pythonpappy	15	505	Jul 19, 2013 by Pablomoses
	Grapevine (Preview) July 18 "Though my sobriety had come easy, the growing up business hadn't. Both emotional and spiritual growth have always been mighty difficult for me."	Mike B.	2	251	Jul 19, 2013 by Pablomoses
	Today's Gift 07-18 (Preview) Enjoying the Good Days Good feelings can become a habitual part of our life. There is absolutely no virtue in the unnecessary suffering many of us have felt for much of our life. We don't have to allow others to make us miserable, and we don't have to make ourselves miserable. A good day does not have to b...	Pythonpappy	6	283	Jul 19, 2013 by Pablomoses
	The 6 pack (Preview) Yep. Went to the store for cigs and a beverage and what did I see? A 6 pack of the jolly old harmful. Thought about purchasing it. Can't. It wouldn't be enough, I'd have to wobble back for another. That wouldn't be enough, I'd have to stagger back for another. A case isn't enough. A thirty pack isn't enough...	AlcoHater	9	641	Jul 18, 2013 by Pythonpappy
	New ...bad relapse (Preview) Mother's Day was terrible. I thought I've changed, that my family would notice. They didn't. It doesn't seem worth the fight sometime. No one will love me back even though I've tried to reconcile with them the things I've done in the past, trying to over come what others did to me. They see still pun...	Murano	16	685	Jul 18, 2013 by Frodo
	Today's Gift 07-17 (Preview) Inches make champions. -- Vince Lombardi What's the difference between success and failure? Ideal conditions? Half again as much effort? Twice the talent? Ten times "the breaks"? Or is it simply that some people have what it takes and some people don't? Vince Lombardi, the football co...	Pythonpappy	12	424	Jul 17, 2013 by Pythonpappy
	Thought for the day (Preview) Wednesday, July 17, 2013You are reading from the book The Language of Letting Go Love, in Words and Actions Many of us have confused notions about what it means to be loved and cared about. Many of us were loved and cared for by people who had discrepancies between what they said and did. We may have had a m...	justadrunk	1	270	Jul 17, 2013 by Pythonpappy
	Old friendships, visiting each other families. (Preview) Took a nap at 6pm.....not a good thing for sleeping the night through, so here goes some writing. Hung out with my friend who I've known since he was three and his brother. We are 48, his brother is 54. We went to see their father, who they had just put in a home that specializes in dementia/Alzheimer's...	Pablomoses	7	462	Jul 17, 2013 by Rob84
	Today's Gift (Preview) Tuesday, July 16, 2013You are reading from the book Today's Gift Let a joy keep you. Reach out your hands and take it when it runs by. Carl Sandburg There is a song that says joy is like the rain. It comes across our windowpane and then goes away again. When joy comes knocking at our window we can reach out a...	justadrunk	2	271	Jul 17, 2013 by Rob84
	Turn the season upside down (Preview) Somethings not right. Life has abandoned me. the world smells different today. the food doesn't taste the same. The video games are no longer fun. The sun saps my energy. The world is a corpse. The living dead. an echo of what once was. I have moved on. We have moved on. Sometimes when I hear those old son...	Robbie0330	12	629	Jul 17, 2013 by Robbie0330
	Beginning today (Preview) Beginning today I will no longer worry about yesterday. It is in the past and the past will never change. Only I can change by choosing to do so. Beginning today I will no longer worry about tomorrow. Tomorrow will always be there, waiting for me to make the most of it. But I cannot make the most of tomorrow...	Bob K	2	325	Jul 17, 2013 by Pythonpappy
	Bad News for Beer Drinkers! (Preview) Glad I don't have to worry about this today!!! Bad Buzz: Mosquitoes Love to Bite Beer DrinkersFiled under DISEASE, HEALTH, RESEARCH Roughly 20 percent of people are more frequent meal tickets for mosquitoes than the rest of the population, and Smithsonian Magazine set out to investigate:...	Pythonpappy	3	497	Jul 17, 2013 by Jerry F
	RIP Finn Hudson (Preview) Seems Ironic (in a very sad way) that the guy who was playing the "all american kid" from Glee - Cory Monteith was found dead of an apparent drug overdose at age 31. Such a horrible epidemic.	pinkchip	6	451	Jul 17, 2013 by vixen
	Today's Gift 07-16 (Preview) Inertia is a powerful force. So is compulsive behavior. "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results," writer Earnie Larsen has said for years. I think it goes one step further. Insanity is doing the same thing over and over because we can't find the butt...	Pythonpappy	1	290	Jul 16, 2013 by Mike B.
	Grapevine (Preview) July 16 "In the years that lie just ahead Alcoholics Anonymous faces a supreme test - the great ordeal of its own prosperity and success. I think it will prove the greatest trial of all. Can we but weather that, the waves of time and circumstance may beat upon us in vain."	Mike B.	1	260	Jul 16, 2013 by Pythonpappy
	A beer drinkers logic (Preview) DIALOGUE BETWEEN A LADY INTERVIEWER WITH A MALE BEER DRINKER: Lady Interviewer: Do you drink every day? Man: Yes. Lady Interviewer: How much a day? Man: Around 3 six-packs starting at noon. Lady Interviewer: How much does a 6-pack cost? Man: Roughly $10.00 at a deli. Lady Interviewer: And how long h...	Zoomtopz	7	586	Jul 16, 2013 by Fyne Spirit
	Craziness (Preview) Well my wife finally went off the deep end with her mental illness and tried to kill herself and also assaulted me again. My kids are currently away. She has completely lost it with her bipolar this time. I'm left with no choice but to file a restraining order and to seek full custody of the kids. I wish thi...	HJF454	8	586	Jul 16, 2013 by Pablomoses
	Suppose! (Preview) "Suppose a brother or sister is without clothes and daily food. If one of you says to him, 'Go, I wish you well; keep warm and well fed,' but does nothing about his physical needs, what good is it? In the same way, faith by itself, if it is not accompanied by action, is dead." -James 2:15-17We...	Pythonpappy	2	313	Jul 16, 2013 by Pablomoses
	A Memo From God (Preview) "Good Morning, I am God. Today I will be handling all of your problems. Please remember that I do not need your help." "If the devil happens to deliver a situation to you that you cannot handle, DO NOT attempt to resolve it. Kindly put it in the SFJTD (something for Jesus to do) box. It wil...	Bob K	8	372	Jul 16, 2013 by Pablomoses
	Grapevine (Preview) July 15 "I opened the door and walked into the warmth, the laughter, the acceptance, and the love that is AA. No one asked me who I was or what I wanted; no one asked me how much money I had or what I did for a living; no one asked me where I did my drinking or what my sexual preferences were. The smiling ma...	Mike B.	2	330	Jul 16, 2013 by Pablomoses
	Feeling Good (Preview) I just wanted to say thanks for being here for me today - but especially over the past week and a half or so. I can never fall too far, there is always you to catch me, and wow - that feels GOOD!	justadrunk	33	946	Jul 16, 2013 by jj
	Today's Gift 07-15 (Preview) Love is the ability and willingness to allow those that you care for to be what they choose for themselves, without any insistence that they satisfy you.--Dr. Wayne Dyer It's generally a struggle to let a child develop a new skill, particularly if it's not one we share or appreciate. It's even more dif...	Pythonpappy	1	266	Jul 15, 2013 by Mike B.
	Group Conscience (Preview) I can no longer work a regular job due to my physical health deteriorating. In fact, and this will be the last time I share this on the site, my doctor believes I'll be graduating and completing my thirteenth step some time in the next two to three years. In the meantime, my higher power has convinced me...	Angell	27	1450	Jul 15, 2013 by Q
	Thought for the day (Preview) Sunday, July 14, 2013You are reading from the book The Language of Letting Go We Are Lovable Even if the most important person in your world rejects you, you are still real, and you are still okay. Codependent No More Do you ever find yourself thinking: How could anyone possibly love me? For many of us,...	justadrunk	3	320	Jul 15, 2013 by Frodo
	my new house (Preview) Apparently eagle's nest has been used before for a mountain retreat by a chap in Germany who ended up not so popular in the forties. Let's have a game...rename bill's house. I came up with ego's rest My work colleagues came up with biker grove (there's an area in Newcastle called byker which led to a k...	bikerbill	20	588	Jul 15, 2013 by Pythonpappy
	Joke (Preview) FREE PENCIL SHARPENER FROM THE IRSThe IRS has announced that they will give a free pencilsharpener to all taxpayers who pay their taxes on time this year. It can be placed onyour desk as a constant reminder of the "public service" theyprovide to you each year.One picture is worth a t...	Pythonpappy	2	301	Jul 15, 2013 by Frodo
	Joke #3 (Preview) "Woman stops gator attack with a small Beretta pistol."This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator. What is the smallest caliber that you would trust to protect yourself?A Beretta Jetfire testimonial.He...	Pythonpappy	1	354	Jul 15, 2013 by Robbie0330
	Joke #2 (Preview) *TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO THE NEW HEALTH CARE PLAN (Ob-macare):* (10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters. (9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park." (8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of...	Pythonpappy	1	280	Jul 15, 2013 by Robbie0330
	Today's Gift 07-14 (Preview) Sometimes, the way is not clear. Our minds get clouded, confused. We aren't certain what our next step should be, what it will look like, what direction we are headed. This is the time to stop, ask for guidance, and rest. That is the time to let go of fear. Wait. Feel the confusion and chaos, and then let i...	Pythonpappy	2	310	Jul 15, 2013 by justadrunk
	Grapevine (Preview) July 9 "My soul remained a mystery until my Higher Power settled inside me, appearing to me as a very real feeling of love and caring. Kindness slowly took precedence, and I became comfortable with the idea that I didn't need a drink."	Mike B.	2	256	Jul 14, 2013 by justadrunk
	The doctor put me on the Paleo Diet. (Preview) Said my cholesterol was too high. Eat like a caveman, he said. So I'm thinking: we've lots of deer around these parts - I guess I have to wrestle one down with my bare hands, club it to death with a rock, then chew on the bloody corpse. Then I can have some spiders and grass for dessert.	Q	4	566	Jul 14, 2013 by Jerry F
	Bow before your new king. (Preview) Im taking over this discussion board. From now on I want you all to refer to me as "KING" your "YOUR HIGHNESS" Im in charge now.	Robbie0330	10	498	Jul 14, 2013 by Robbie0330
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