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soberdrunk


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Last week there was this guy telling jokes before the meetings, just like he always does. Got to laugh, right? Well he ended with this one how many blah blah does it take to screw in a light bulb. Anyways, I told my joke which was not received well. Must've been the audience. I'll shut up now.......


How many alcoholics does it take to screw in a light bulb????


Just one, ya hold the light bulb and the whole world revolves around ya!!!!!!!!


Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!



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And "CLICK"


The light just came on..:)


Center of the Universe hu?  Yup...been there...done that...heavy load....


Have a good night bud...



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Here's Another Bad joke................

"How many Alcoholics does it take to change a lightbulb?"

"Just one, but he REALLY has to have the willingness, to change"

Can't resist: "how many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb?"

"Five, one to hold the lightbulb, and four to turn the stool"

Toni Baloney




-- Edited by Toni Baloney at 13:08, 2006-06-12

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Some things get better...


Some things get worse...


hahahahaha



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funny, haha!

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Cute and oh so true!

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No wonder all the light blubs I've tried to put in wouldn't work...


I'm an Italian Alcoholic...


The 5 buddies pushing my stool around and the earth rotating on its own axis.. was working against eachother!!


LMAO!



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