The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, ''You had a good idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theatre seats. It worked like a charm. The front of the church always fills first now.''
The young priest nodded, and the old priest continued, ''And you told me adding a little more beat to the music would bring young people back to church, so I supported you when you brought in that rock 'n roll gospel choir. Now our services are consistently packed to the balcony.''
''Thank you, Father,'' answered the young priest. ''I am pleased that you are open to the new ideas of youth.''
''All of these ideas have been well and good,'' said the elderly priest, ''But I'm afraid you've gone too far with the drive-thru confessional.''
''But, Father,'' protested the young priest, ''my confessions and the donations have nearly doubled since I began that!''
''Yes,'' replied the elderly priest, ''and I appreciate that. But the flashing neon sign, 'Toot 'n Tell or Go to Hell' cannot stay on the church roof!"
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'Those who leave everything in God's hand will eventually see God's hand in everything.'
''Yes,'' replied the elderly priest, ''and I appreciate that. But the flashing neon sign, 'Toot 'n Tell or Go to Hell' cannot stay on the church roof!"
If I saw a sign like that on a church rooftop I'd feel compelled to go inside and ask the Pastor...
What does that mean exactly.
I think it is funny and I'm keeping a copy of it.
In exchange I give you this ThreeLittlePig Dittie.
Three Little Pigs
This is a true story, indicating how fascinating the mind of a six Year old is. They think so logically. A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home.
She read, "and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?" The teacher paused and then asked the class: "What do you think the man said?" One little boy raised his hand and said very matter of factly, "I think the man would have said:"Well,Fuck Me!A talking pig!!"
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes
This forum is acting very strange. :)
I had to go to user details and review member posts to find the 2nd funnies cuz it disappeared from the main forum page. Is this some sort of BatCave SecretEntrance?
