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One of the greatest secrets of life is having 
patience & wisdom!


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I don't know whether to say "Awwwww!!!!!!!" or that other word that means "stink". I thought it was "phew"....then "pew"...is it "pugh?" Oh, I don't know and wiki isn't helping. That's what I get for killing off too many brain cells with alcohol.

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It's not pew-wee til the skunk gets a little shook-up ... then it's ... 'Oh my God!' ... the dog is very smart at this point ... LOL ...



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There are some StandUp Comedians on this here Forum.

This place could use a Stage... Voila!

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I heard "a lot of us Are under rehearsed"



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Rick.

@ 37 I was too young & good looking to be an alkie.

still too young , still got th good looks. still n alkie.



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Ta Da!!! ...      juggle.gif      nana.gif



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Dear Pappy;
I am tempted to give you a Login
at my place but first you must
convince me you are a Real Alcoholic. :)



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Case a day of Busch's finest for several years Qualify??? ... or last few years do'n 2 liter a day of cheapest Vodka I could find??? (and go'n to 3 different liquor stores rotating between them so I didn't look like I had a problem, LOL, when I stood out like a sore thumb I'm sure, LOL) ... oh man, I remember when I used to go home and pour the Vodka in water bottles and carry them in the car with me so it looked as though I was have'n a sip of water ... oh wow was I sick ...

I woke up one time in the back of a cop car and had no idea how I got there ... then I noticed I had my hands 'cuffed' behind me ... oh boy, those were the good ole days ... NOT ...

if that isn't the insanity that alcohol is, I don't know what is ... God I'm glad to be alive and sober today, right now ... my heart not race'n out of control ... and me not tear'n the place apart look'n for another drink ...

that's enough, time to go get some good sleep ...



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That's a start.
Oh, btw, This grilling is for the benefit of all forum members
wondering about you.
The guy is either a Drunk or a SocialMedia Junkie. :)
And We think there is a Step for that...

Marc


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LOL ... either way, it's somethin I don't worry 'bout ...



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Perhaps those two animals are pets in the same house and do get along just fine. :)

Marc


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Zoomtopz wrote:

I heard "a lot of us Are under rehearsed"


 Not surprising it's 'Lord of the Flies' And no one cares.

 

 



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MarcLacroix wrote:

Perhaps those two animals are pets in the same house and do get along just fine. :)

Marc


 Ya know? ... you could have something there ... 

Don't think I would risk the Skunk gettin' upset though, not unless his/her sac had been removed, LOL ... 



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