Last week I was a bit concerned about a newcomer who had an over preoccupation with female newcomers. I sent him a text saying "under every skirt is a slip".
His response was "Yes I know. Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade."
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"... unless this person can experience an entire psychic change there is very little hope of recovery." Dr. Silkworth. (Alcoholics Anonymous, 3rd Ed. p.xxix)
Oh man, this is funny ... I hadn't heard them before ... again, love it ... and thanks ...
It's nice to start the day with a smile ... (been married to the same woman for 43 years ... so my insanity is now from that other voice I hear in the house, not the alcohol, LOL) ...
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'Those who leave everything in God's hand will eventually see God's hand in everything.'
Last week I was a bit concerned about a newcomer who had an over preoccupation with female newcomers. I sent him a text saying "under every skirt is a slip".
His response was "Yes I know. Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade."
Lust is an ExtremelyPowerfulNarcotic. :)
The PornBiz is thriving...
It don't matter what you tell a TeenAger with a Hardon...
That Slip Dittie has no Depth and Weight. It ain't real until DCF is knocking on the door.
What the kid needs is a TwoByFour upside the head or another relapse to put in a solid bottom.
During the month of November, many AA men grow a moustache for 'Movember'. Here is a text I got:
"I moustache you a question, but I'm shaving it for later."
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"... unless this person can experience an entire psychic change there is very little hope of recovery." Dr. Silkworth. (Alcoholics Anonymous, 3rd Ed. p.xxix)
Oh man, this is funny ... I hadn't heard them before ... again, love it ... and thanks ...
It's nice to start the day with a smile ... (been married to the same woman for 43 years ... so my insanity is now from that other voice I hear in the house, not the alcohol, LOL) ...
Hi; I'm Peggy and I have a problem. I'm pregnant by my StepBrother who'd rather be with my best friend. He left me with no place to live and no food except for this bottle of Wild Turkey which I all drunk up. Can you help me?
Yeah right! If that is not a 12th step call, what is.
An AA member, just before the start of an AA meeting held in the town hall, gets a 12th step call. "I'm a bit drunk, and can't find the meeting".
Member asks: "Where are you right know?"
Drunk: "I am next to the town hall"
Member: "You're about 12 steps away, you can make it."
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"... unless this person can experience an entire psychic change there is very little hope of recovery." Dr. Silkworth. (Alcoholics Anonymous, 3rd Ed. p.xxix)
Every time I drank vodka I ended up with a Russian accent.
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"... unless this person can experience an entire psychic change there is very little hope of recovery." Dr. Silkworth. (Alcoholics Anonymous, 3rd Ed. p.xxix)
