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Question:  What kind of woman does it take, to know with certainty, that her husband will not be going out at night?








 


 


 


 


 


 


 


Answer: A Widow








 


 


 



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...I thought you were going to say


"A loving one" that doesnt ..Bitch and Chew"


Is not controlling and demanding...


And doesnt yell at you...


That doesnt play the blame game...


And is not a Drama Queen...


Ive met a few along the road...


Carrying a heavy load...


They couldnt dump the yesterdays...


And I got all the slack...


So off I go down another road..


Just carrying a small backpack..


There hasta be one somewhere


That has put yesterday where it belongs..


Ive just not met them yet..


But Ile trust in God...you bet


No more peeing in the wind...


And getting wet....                               PLD


 


 


 


 


 


 



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Hi Phil,


Well what do we have here, a TRUE POET, except for the peeing part. HaHa!


T.



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Um---yaaa..that last part...where did that come from?


Ohhh yaaaa...That Doll Character......hahaha


Have a nice day..in the throes of a warm and sunny climate...mumble mumble...


On a countdown...one day at a time...


Up here..they say..."Do you want fries with that?"


What do they say in the south?


"Do you want grits with that?"


 


 



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YooHoo Phil,


This is C A L I F O R N I A,  unfortunately they still say, do you want Sprouts with that? And i say unfortunately because those things taste just like grass, that's been soaked in bleach.  No kidding!


So with that, I'm going to have some breakfast, and do my dishes from last nite. (that's a California thing too!) Toni



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Sprouts???  yuk!! Bleach??    um------


Think Ile stick with the area..that serves Grits and Fried chicken...and do the "Ya'll thing" :)


In Redneck Country....I can blend right in with em....a 4 x 4..with an outhouse..in the back...



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Hey Phil and Toni....you want to try some down home Tx cooking...my little town is having it's 100th Chili Supper, which includes Stew and the delicacy of Son-of-a- Gun Stew, anyone know what that is? Good old southern cooking...hmmmm.


Hey, I'll eat fries, grits, sprouts...almost anything.


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Hey Gammy....can you load up a UPS truck..and send it north... marked RUSH..??.lol

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Hey Phil, You didn't answer the hundred dollar ?????? Do you know whar son-of-a -gun stew is made of ?????


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Knock..Knock.....Whos There???


Ok Rose...Ile Bite..


What is son-of-a gun stew made of? :)  Canadians that get caught...south of the border?



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O.K.  I give up too,  What's in Son of a Gun Stew?


and P.S. Gammy, I like to eat all most everything too,  but have you every really tasted those little white-green, threadlike bean sprouts, that look like they belong under a microscope, more than on top of you salad or on your sandwich.  YUK! and YUK again!


So go ahead tell us, what's in the stew?????


My quess,................. Does it have anything to do with snails..or gun powder as a spice?Curious Toni



-- Edited by Toni Baloney at 14:01, 2006-02-21

-- Edited by Toni Baloney at 14:05, 2006-02-21

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SON OF A GUN STEW
 

There are more refined names for this very old stew from the cattle country such as son of a gun stew or S.O.B stew, but the old cowhands preferred this down to earth name.  In the old cow camps of the Southwest when an animal was slaughtered out on the range to feed the hands, the first night a stew was made of the innards.  In those days the stew was put into a cast iron pot and buried in coals.  A Dutch oven or heavy kettle or large heavy frying pan with cover will do.
Ok, Phil and Toni, the recipe calls for tongue, heart, liver, tripe, kidneys, sweetbreads,tongue,brains...are you getting the idea now, everything but the hide or hooves of the animal...oh, and yes Toni , you can add spices. Yummmmm.....


Not my idea of good eating. Give me the sprouts and I'll put a little ranch dressing on them. Texas 101....do you know what calf fries are?


Sorry guys, can't help where I live, might explain why I started drinking at an early age.Please forgive me if there were any vegetarians who read this post.


Ok Phil just went to the post office, the SOB stew is on it's way, snail mail my friend. How about you Toni...need me to send you some? Don't get me started talking about food....


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hmmmm...ok...Rose..thanks for the recipe...and the snail mail....


It should be well aged by the time it gets here....


Sounds like a stew my Granny used to make....


um---Ile treat all the neighbours...while Im chompin on a Big Mac...


Thanks again.................You have a nice day..yu ear???


 


 


    Pst>>Toni?              Yuk.......sounds like somethin..Ide give to my enemies at Christmas...If I had any....


 



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Hi Gammy,


I want to thank you so much for the offer, but I'm going to be traveling for the next few months, so I would not  be here when it arrives.  But I will save up my "sprouts", in the frig, and when they reach about a pound, I'll send them down....  Oh, sorry, I forgot, I'm going be traveling!








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I take full credit for the peeing in the wind part


I'll pretty much eat anything that don't eat me first, but think I'll pass on the stew!


Love spouts, grow my own.....


 


THANKS ALL for the excellent belly laugh I got from this thread.


Love and hugs.


 


p.s. I might could get you a discount on an  upchuck, I mean an UPS TRUCK !!!


WOO HOO!


 



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Seems like everybody is just making fun of us these days.  First on T.V. Commercials, and now you guys that are supposed to be so KIND??? 


What about our FEELINGS?






                                                           



                                       



                



                       


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Yes, feelings... all God creatures have feelings. Not making fun of the poor cows, or wanting to offend them....just sharing an experience. What about the widow and deceased husband who stated this whole thread...I think they are to blame.


Hey Doll, just send Brown on over for all the stuff we got to clean up.


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O.K.  I'll do a 10th step on this,  really thought twice about the dismal Widow joke, but did it anyway!  Bad joke, I do admit, sorry. 


These were some very good laughs, but now I don't have a thing to say,   AHHHHH,  Feels good.


Toni,   and as Rosie would say:     DONE


 



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