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First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
F. Scott Fitzgerald

 

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LOL Phil, ... I had friend once that had a dog that loved beer ... but he had to stop serving the dog beer cause it made the dog fart real bad and he'd gag real bad before he could get his car windows down ... ... ...

This reminds me of some movie a long time ago that had a scene where an old 'grandma', sit'n in a rocker, farted, and the dog in the corner took off like a 'bat outta of hell' ... this guy says, don't worry, ever time grandma farts, 'we beat the dog' ... ... ... (so grandma would think nobody heard her, LOL) ...



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Used to have a St Bernard...that liked beer also...

It got to the point ...he was drinking more then I was...and I was paying for it all..

Gave him to a nice guy that drove a beer truck..:)

As for the gas? Had 3 fans going steady..and windows open



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