LOL Phil, ... I had friend once that had a dog that loved beer ... but he had to stop serving the dog beer cause it made the dog fart real bad and he'd gag real bad before he could get his car windows down ... ... ...
This reminds me of some movie a long time ago that had a scene where an old 'grandma', sit'n in a rocker, farted, and the dog in the corner took off like a 'bat outta of hell' ... this guy says, don't worry, ever time grandma farts, 'we beat the dog' ... ... ... (so grandma would think nobody heard her, LOL) ...
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