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Hey Mark - make me laugh!   It's been a while!

You must have some funny crazy camp story you can shed some of your wickedly awesome twisted humor onto!  C'mon - I'm getting bored over here!!!!!!!!!!  LOL



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yawn



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Bored Honey ??? ... check this out ... (knowing you, you probably already know this stuff, LOL)


So, honey can be used in a variety of medical situations. Lets look at a few of the ways that this substance can be used:

As an antiseptic - With the natural hydrogen peroxide in honey, it is a great antiseptic for wound treatment. Any bacteria that get in the cut will be killed by the glucose, preventing infection.

To treat burns Honey placed on a burn will clean it out and reduce swelling, helping the burn wound to heal much quicker.

To treat sore throats Mixing honey with lemon is an old, but still quite useful cure for sore throats.

Removing parasites Combine equal parts of honey, vinegar (or lemon) and water. Drink it to kill parasites.

Some other personal uses for honey include:

As hair conditioner Just add a spoonful of honey to your regular hair to smooth damaged hair. Another way it can be used is to combine it with olive oil.

As skin moisturizer When mixed with eggs and flour, honey becomes an effective skin moisturizer. Youll need four tablespoons of honey, two egg whites and a few tablespoons of four.

Energy booster Instead of buying dangerous energy drinks, just take a couple of spoonfuls of honey. Not only does it taste better, but its better for you.



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You think I'm Funny!? You think I'm some kind of comedian?? (said in Joe Pesci voice).

I will reflect upon recent humorous experiences.

I have had client's recently stating "YOLO!" (you only live once) as their reasons for relapsing and such. I told them how stupid that is cuz truly you only do live once so you should do good things and not be like "YOLO! Poison my body and die early." So I've been going around work going "YOLO! Go to college!" and "YOLO! Do a 90 and 90!" "YOLO, work your steps!" I recognize it's nerdy but clients thought it was sort of funny.

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pinkchip wrote:

I told them how stupid that is cuz truly you only do live once so you should do good things and not be like "YOLO! Poison my body and die early." 


 Hahaha. 



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YAY

MORE MORE! Dance monkey dance LOLOLOL...... just kiddding... love you.

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Like !!!   thumbsup.gif



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Good intervention. Creative.

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