Catholic shampoo
Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store. As they passed the beer cooler, one nun said to the other,
"Wouldn't a nice cold beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?"
The second nun answered, "Indeed it would, Sister, but I would not feel comfortable buying beer,
since I am certain it would cause a scene at the checkout stand."
"I can handle that without a problem," the other nun replied, and she picked up a six-pack and headed for the check-out.
The cashier had a surprised look on his face when the two nuns arrived with a six-pack of beer.
"We use beer for washing our hair," the nun said.
"Back at the convent, we call it Catholic Shampoo."
Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter,
pulled out a package of pretzel sticks, and placed them in the bag with the beer.
He then looked the nun straight in the eye, smiled, and said, "The curlers are on the house."
Rick.
@ 37 I was too young & good looking to be an alkie.
still too young , still got th good looks. still n alkie.
When all else fails...Follow the directions.
Good one ... never heard that one before ... thanks
'Those who leave everything in God's hand will eventually see God's hand in everything.'
Gratitude = Happiness!
I LOVE this joke. It reminds me of myself......I am the one who just goes to "open" meetings.
Thank you for posting this...it helps more than you know. HUGS.
