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"Woman stops gator attack with a small Beretta pistol."



This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator. What is the smallest caliber that you would trust to protect yourself?



A Beretta Jetfire testimonial.

Here is her story:


While out walking along the edge of a bayou just below Houma, Louisiana with my soon to be ex-husband discussing property settlement and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12-ft. alligator suddenly emerging from the murky water and charging us with its large jaws wide open.

 She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive. If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire .25 caliber pistol with me I would not be here today!   Just  one shot to my estranged husband's knee cap was all it took.   The  gator got him easily and I was able to escape by just walking  away at a brisk pace. It's one of the best pistols in my collection! Plus ... the amount I saved in lawyer's fees was worth more than the purchase price of this gun.



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Your brand of humor is down right disturbing uncle pappy. there is nothing funny about murdering your spouse. and you used to be such a descent guy.... well now I've lost ALL faith. Shame shame shame uncle pappy... your as cold as ice.nonononono



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