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The doctor put me on the Paleo Diet.
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Said my cholesterol was too high. Eat like a caveman, he said.

So I'm thinking: we've lots of deer around these parts - I guess I have to wrestle one down with my bare hands, club it to death with a rock, then chew on the bloody corpse. Then I can have some spiders and grass for dessert.

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smilePerhaps it might be an idea.



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You need someone else to pee in the bottle for you ... LOL



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Q wrote:

So I'm thinking: we've lots of deer around these parts - I guess I have to wrestle one down with my bare hands, club it to death with a rock, then chew on the bloody corpse. Then I can have some spiders and grass for dessert.

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 Did you run this by the Doc?



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Auwe!!  Laughing so hard I can't breathe!!  Sober humor....I get it!!   biggrin



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