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AdamMoz


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My brother told me three this weekend, which I appreciated and figured I'd share :)

1. What's red and smells like blue paint?

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Red paint. 

 

2. What is green, has four legs, and will hurt you bad if it falls out of a tree?

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A pool table.

 

3. What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

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A carrot. 

 

-Adam



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Okay ... THAT'S IT !!! ... ... I consider you a child again ... time to feed you and put you to bed ... LOL ... ... (I know, I know, ... mine aren't much better ... LOL)



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LOL. Yeah... in addition to alcohol, I've also always had a weakness for bad jokes. And I'm not giving those up!! ;)

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I need to slip into your place and swap your Spirulina with some cocoa ... LOL



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Haha. It would definitely make my morning smoothies taste better!

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Thanks Adam. I really liked #1

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An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside,

"Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome

plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."



"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me

your Rolex watch instead?"



"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you

gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a

couple of bambinos. "



"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man.

What you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say "Time's up?"


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LOL ... I like!    thumbsup.gif



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