So I was half listening to David Letterman and Harrison Ford on the TV last night and Harrison told a joke that had me ROFL ... I'll try to remember it in as much detail as I can:

This Cannibal was walking through the woods one day and runs into another cannibal from another tribe ...

He's says 'How's it going?' friend ???

The other cannibal says 'It's goin' just fine except I've had a little indigestion lately, it's really starting to bother me' ... ... ... 

so the other cannibal asks what have you been eating lately ???

He says oh, you know, the usual, those guys that wear the long brown robes, brown hood, and wearing sandals ... ... ... 

The other cannibal asks, 'How do you cook them?' ....

He said oh, we just stew'em in a boiling pot of water with some vegetables and salt and pepper ... ... ... 

The other cannibal said 'well there's your problem ... ... ... you ain't cook'in 'em right, those guys are Friars'!!!!!!!!!!!!