The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands. The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier.
Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surface like grass or a path."
"Gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her.
In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both."
The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this information.
After a few moments a man, name unknown, at the back of the room, slowly raised his hand.
"Yes?" said the Instructor.
"I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag...while we walk?"
Brings a tear to your eye doesn't it? This kind of sensitivity just can't be taught.
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LOL! Good one. A friend of mine recently found out that his wife is pregnant... Although he's ecstatic he was upset that they were watching a movie together and he put his arm around her, and she said "don't touch me", and he said "why? What did I do?", and SHE said "I don't know, but just don't touch me!" and burst into tears. I'll tell him to share this joke with her to cheer her up! Hahaha- we may never see him again.
Being a god little Alkie , when my Everloving was expecting our son . I went to pre=natal classes
with her(I am 46 at th time) at th 2nd week we were on th floor doing th 'pelvic floor thrust exercis'
when Lynn says to me "this Is great & you can be my pelvic floor Examiner" . I lost it , roared with
laughter , when I settled a bit , the Very stern faced Maternity Sister says "ok Share it with the rest of us".
Well how does a 46y/old explain to a room full (24/28ppl) aged 20 something what a pelvic floor examiner was.
When my wife was pregnant we were in a class and they were discussung the use of 'Baby Shampoo' ... ... ... I, being the ole 'farm boy', said that I had heard that the acidity in 'Baby Shampoo' was a big cause of 'craddle crap' ... ... ... pause ... ... for the laughter to die down ... then it was explained to me that it wasn't called craddle 'crap' ... rather, it was called craddle 'cap' ... ... ... (which I think they said was like a big bad case of dandruff) ... ... ...
Oh, I will never ever forget the 'MOOD' swings my wife went through ... 'bout drove me 'effing' nuts ... ... ...
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