Smart Ass - Love it!!

Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in

their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet, the store

wasn't ready, with only a few shelves and display racks set up.

One said to the other, "I'll bet that any minute now some old person

is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're

selling."

Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman

walked up to the window, looked around intensely and rapped

on the glass. Then in a loud voice asked, "What are you sellin'

here?"

One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes."

Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "You must be

doing well. Only two left."

Seniors -- don't mess with them. They didn't get old by being stupid.