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New Waitress

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order.
He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and
pair of running boards."

The brand-new waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went
to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there
just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and a
pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an
auto parts store?"

"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes,
a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running
boards are two slices of crisp bacon."

"Oh, OK!" said the waitress. She thought about it for a
moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to
the customer.

The trucker asked, "What are the beans for?"

She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat
tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas
up!" 



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