A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.
>       The interviewer asks him, " Have you been in the service?"
>
>         Yes," he says. "I was in the armed forces for three years"
>
>         The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward
>         employment" and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
>
>         The guy says, "Yes, 100%. A mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off."
>
>         The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right now. The
>         hours are from 8:00 A M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00A.M. "
>
>         The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to
>         4:00 P.M., then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.
>
>         "This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first
>         two hours we stand around scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for  that."

This is for people who want to enjoy a laugh ... it in no way reflects my opinion on any serious level, government or otherwise ... please don't get your panties in a wad ...