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Sorry if I've already posted this ... I really can't remember ... but if you're new here,

maybe you'll get a chuckle out of it ... have a great day!

 

 

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.


I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work. I live close so it's a short drive.


I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.


I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go and I try not to visit there too often.


I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.


Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.


One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenaline flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get! And, sometimes I think I am in Vincible but life shows me I am not.


People keep telling me I'm in Denial but I'm positive I've never been there before!

 

 

 



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I've not seen this before...too cute...thanks for sharing...even if it might be again!

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I did a 'skit' about th nile Pappy , a fun d raiser for th Melbourne fire victims ,

a few yrs ago .



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Maybe it's Carlin? Who knows. It's  still funny anyway. Thanks again Roger.







-- Edited by Mr_David on Saturday 10th of November 2012 12:32:33 AM

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Ya know Mr David, I never thought of that ... it does sound a lot like George Carlin, doesn't it ... LOL



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