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Pythonpappy


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Mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a soco manhattan.

The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some
deep thinking on various topics.

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more
painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy
getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have
come up with the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and
here is the reason for my conclusion.

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might be
nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I
would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case. 



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stayhumble


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HAHAHAHA! THANKS!

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justadrunk


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If you really wanted another child - would you take a kick in the nuts for it? That is the real question.

After 2 c-sections - and chronic back issues now - I would like to have another child, but I can't take it another "kick". I wish I could.

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Lol pappy:) I've yet to have children BUT I was present for the delivery of my Godchild. I was only 19 at the time, and became vigilant about birth control after the experience LOL. Ok, this poor woman was in labor- without the aid of painkillers- for 18 HOURS!!!! Ok?

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Funny, thanks.



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