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'Those who leave everything in God's hand will eventually see God's hand in everything.'
i have been clean for ten months now and i am un able to find steady employment... i have gotten to a space that calling my sponsor is not helping cause i am going to stay clean
i have been clean for ten months now and i am un able to find steady employment... i have gotten to a space that calling my sponsor is not helping cause i am going to stay clean
I am glad you are sober today. Nothing is more important. Times are very tough now in this weak economy.
Most people pray about these tough times. Staying sober means a much better chance to land a new job. I will keep you and yours in my prayers.
