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Tasha


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My sponsor told me this one yesterday:

If I were a normal drinker.... I'd drink all day!!!!!



-- Edited by Tasha on Monday 16th of January 2012 04:24:25 PM

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Very funny>

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Lol, that was nice Tasha..

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I always thought of myself as 'normal'. It was everyone around me that had the problem. lol and they all drank as much as me too

Before I even started drinking, I thought of myself as a 'normal' hippie drug user too.



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what is "normal"?

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Tasha


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Well, to me a normal drinker will sit across from me at dinner, have a half a glass of wine, and say "oh dear, I have had too much", and me, the alcoholic will be thinking, I wonder how many bottles of wine I will need tonight???

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and me, the alcoholic will be thinking, I wonder how many bottles of wine I will need tonight???

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I can identify with that.  I certainly stock piled to ensure I wouldn't run out.



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Normies scare me :)

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SoberSteve wrote:

Normies scare me :)

 

Me Too lol !!



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Never was normal lol!!!

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My mom asked,"what is normal?" I said Normal is only normal when you feel normal, lol. As in ok with things. Kind of funny, we laughed.

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The only thing "normal" around my house is a setting on the washing machine!

John



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