The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a jerk.
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your azz kicked.
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.
The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think that you haven't got a drinking problem
The consumption of alcohol may lead to "scarlett o'hara" syndrome, "frankly, my, dear I don't give a damn"
The consumption of alcohol may lead to the "spanish syndrome", "I'll sort that problem out manyana"!
The comsuption of alcohol may lead to the "superman" syndrome and that it's ok to jump off of high buildings
The consumption of alcohol may lead to the "frog prince" syndrome whereby the ugliest frog suddenly turns into a prince
The consumption of alcohol may lead to "lost and found" sydrome, you loose one shoe, your handbag, keys, credit cards, your friends, etc and you find the power to tell your boss what a complete waste of space he is and therefore loose your job
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* We eventually realize that just as the pains of alcoholism had to come before sobriety, emotional turmoil comes before serenity. *
The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.
Being sober may leave me wondering why I had one in the first place (being male)
The consumption of alcohol may lead to "lost and found" sydrome, you loose one shoe, your handbag, keys, credit cards, your friends, etc and you find the power to tell your boss what a complete waste of space he is and therefore loose your job
Being sober gave me the sence to resign first before I told my boss what I thought of him!
Keep laughing Doll
Chris.
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"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." -- Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989"
um Doll? The Consumption of alcohol may leave one wondering what happened to their bra? hmmmm-Well_ive still got a box full in my closet, and I dont have a clue, who they belong to. lol lol
As for the prince and frog syndrome? "Ribbitt" "Ribbitt"
You have a nice evening.
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Easy Does it..Keep It Simple..Let Go and Let God..
wow. I never had a problem with bras I was always amazed that having gone out with one lighter in my pocket after a night out i came home with a pocketfull
True sign of an alkie! Raging lighter thief! Rolling round laughing. can't find it . where is it, need it now!
have a great day
Chris.
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"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." -- Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989"
I was always amazed that having gone out with one lighter in my pocket after a night out i came home with a pocketfull