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One reason I don't drink is because I wish to know when I'm having a good time.
Lady Nancy Astor


Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway


The sight of a drunkard is a better sermon against that vice than the best that was ever preached on that subject.
Sir John Sinclair


Drunkeness is nothing else but a voluntary madness.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

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Fact: Beer is made by fermentation caused by bacteria feeding on yeast cells and then defecating. In other words, it's a nice tall glass of bacteria doo-doo. Eww...I gotta brush my teeth!



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Good one Wendy-you have a nice day. Hope everythings in smooth mode.

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Hi wendy, A bit more from Lady Astor and the replies from Mr Churchill


Lady Astor: "Winston, if I were your wife I'd put poison in your coffee."
Winston: "Nancy, if I were your husband I'd drink it."


If you're going through hell, keep going." -- Winston Churchill (great advice in my opinion)


"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." -- Winston Churchill .


The last one was allegdly aimed at Lady Astor. He must have had some balls (Squashed)!!


By the way, the alcohol is a direct excretement of the yeast (fungus) no bacteria involved if the brewery or distillery is doing the job ok! In reality it's like drinking mushroom s***.


Bye for now.


 


Chris.



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This, of course, would be why I never drank beer...just headed straight for the hard stuff!


Love the quotes...


Love, cheri



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