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Phil


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I keep getting these questions in my head while Im sleeping:


Why did Noah put two mosquitoes on the ark?


If I eat one pound of pasta, and then I eat one pound of anti-pasta--does that mean, I lose weight?


How many seconds are there in a year? January Second. February Second?...


If Im trapped in a room with no windows or doors, how do I get out? Through the holes, where the windows used to be?


What does Winny The Pooh smell like?


If money doesnt grow on trees, why do banks have branches?


Why does a round pizza come in a square box?


What disease did cured ham, actually have?


If the 911 operator is off sick--who do you call?


Is Disney World the only people trap, operated by a mouse?


hmmmm--no wonder one needs a nap during the day.:)


 


 


 



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Phil


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Um Cheri?? This is an honest program.:) The closest thing I have to a dog is one that looks like a cat, and goes "Meow"  Her name is "Squeak" Shes been sober for 3 months, and there will  be no 13th steppin-hahaha  Have a good night.:)

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LOL


So reflection could have squeak for dinner...and I don't mean as a guest...


Love, cheri



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