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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[No, really?]




Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

[Now that's taking things a bit far!]








Panda Mating Fails;
Veterinarian Takes Over

[What a guy!]





Miners Refuse to Work after Death

[No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!]




Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]





War Dims Hope for Peace

[I can see where it might have that effect!]




If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

[You think?]




Cold Wave Linked
to Temperatures

[Who would have thought!]


Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police
Suspect Homicide

[They may be on to something!]




Red Tape Holds
Up New Bridges

[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]



Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

[he probably IS the battery charge!]





New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger
Test Group

[Weren't they fat enough?!]



Astronaut Takes
Blame for Gas
in Spacecraft

[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]





Kids Make Nutritious
Snacks

[Taste like chicken?]






Local High School
Dropouts Cut in Half

[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]





Hospitals are Sued
by 7 Foot Doctors

[Boy, are they tall!]





Have a nice day:)


Excuse the large print.:)








 



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Yep


thats our world!!! 



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if there was something wrong with my eyes there is now.....lol


yes Rick this is our world......


PHIL GOOD POST........


THANK-YOU SO MUCH.


ROFLMAO



-- Edited by ellen at 08:05, 2005-08-23

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Just found my glasses--goodness that is big--isnt it?


Ellen!!  Hows everything going? Havent seen much of you lately.


Animals still in the cages? :)



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Hey Phil nice to see you too been so busy with life i havent had the time to ck in lately.:)


hope that this post finds you well, and thanks for everything youre a true friend.


all my love



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WOW!! For the first time in a long time I didn't have to squint to read...maybe we're on to something.


Sorry Guys...Just had to do IT....


Love, cheri



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These are funny, and yes, I used it as an eye chart and could read it from 15 ft away. Hey, when you copy and paste these things happen....


As always thanks for the laugh guys !! It helps my sober day go better. 


(((Hugs)))


GammyRose



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