Happy 66th Bellybutton Birthday, Larry!

Sobrietyspell · MIP Old Timer

Happy 66th Bellybutton Birthday, Larry!

gonee · MIP Old Timer

Happy birthday, Larry. May God keep you in good health and spirit to serve Him. God bless.

StPeteDean · MIP Old Timer

Happy Birthday Larry! I got you a bumper sticker for your winnabago
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-- Edited by StPeteDean on Monday 19th of July 2010 05:55:51 PM

jonijoni1 · MIP Old Timer

LOL Happy Birthday, Youngin'!!!

Lexie · Senior Member

Happy birthday, Larry.

Sheesh, with that bumper sticker posted, I had to scroll WAAAAYYY over to post.

Oh, well, needed the exercise. Not gettin' any younger, myself!

StPeteDean · MIP Old Timer

Lexie, I got him the RV size bumper sticker

Lexie · Senior Member

My own bumper's been getting closer to RV-sized, the older I get.

StPeteDean · MIP Old Timer

lol

mikef · MIP Old Timer

Happy birthday Larry,from one swabby to another.smooth sailing matey as time marches on!! Thanks for being part of my support!!

Jerry F · MIP Old Timer

Happy Birthday Larry!! come on now move a little faster and catch up!! LOL

Larry_H · MIP Old Timer

Thank you to all my MIP friends. Everyone knows that I am fond of quotations so here are a few age related ones for you all to enjoy.

Dean, great bumper sticker (LMAO)

Larry,
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"Dont let aging get you down. Its too hard to get back up." - John Wagner

"I guess I dont mind so much being old, as I mind being fat and old." - Peter Gabriel

"Age mellows some people; others it makes rotten." - Anonymous

"The spiritual eyesight improves as the physical eyesight declines." - Plato

"Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once youre aboard, theres nothing you can do." - Golda Meir

"Middle age ends and senescence begins, the day your descendants outnumber your friends." - Ogden Nash

"At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up like a cabbage." - Anonymous

"Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative." - Maurice Chevalier

"Im 66 and people call me middle aged. How many 132 year old men do you know?"

"As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two..." - Sir Norman Wisdom

"Middle Age is when your age starts to show around your middle." - Bob Hope

"When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile." - George Burns

"You know you're getting old when you can pinch an inch on your forehead." - John Mendoza

"As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don't." - Carrie Fisher

"People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about the state of your body." - Geoffrey Parfitt

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. ~ Benjamin Franklin

Many foxes grow gray but few grow good. ~ Benjamin Franklin

Many people die at twenty five and aren't buried until they are seventy five. ~ Benjamin Franklin

He is so old that his blood type was discontinued. ~ Bill Dana

Old is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender.

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, ''At my age, I don't even buy green bananas." ~ Claude D. Pepper

A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. I reckon, he said, with a twinkle in his eye, it because most nights I went to bed and slept when I should have sat up and worried. ~ Dorothea Kent

Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons. ~ Eli Cass

No man knows he is young while he is young. ~ G. K. Chesterton

By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it. ~ George Burns

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up. ~ George Burns

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. ~ George Burns

If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred. ~ George Burns

Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere. ~ George Burns

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. ~ George Burns

"You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there."

"When I was a boy, the Dead Sea was only sick."

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake

Children are a great comfort in your old age -- and they help you reach it faster, too

At my age flowers scare me

louisa · Senior Member

((((Larry))))
Happy Birthday!!!!
Lots of love aww

Louisa xx

Dave Harm · Senior Member

Happy Birthday Larry

jonijoni1 · MIP Old Timer

You Know You're An Old Fart When.....

..... you're on vacation and your energy runs out before your money does. .....you try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any...... Your knees buckle, and your belt won't. .....Someone compliments you on your layered look.... and you're wearing a bikini......you feel like the morning after, and you haven't been anywhere...... the word "TOOTH" brush takes on a very LITERAL meaning......your memory starts to go and the only thing you can retain is water .....you have looked and looked, high and low, room to room, inside and outside, and even in the trash. You have desperately and intensely looked simply EVERYWHERE for your glasses. And when you're about to pull your hair out in fustration, you find them on your head.

.....you frequently find yourself telling people what a gallon of gas USED to cost.

.....You consider consciousness as, That annoying time between naps.

.....you turn out the lights for economic reasons, rather than romantic reasons.

..... you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

.....you start video taping Wheel of Fortune.

.....your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.

.....You suffer the embarrassment of setting off a metal detector with your artificial hip replacement.

.....you find yourself saying, Well, when I was your age...... we didn't have all this here electronic stuff to play with. We had to invent our own fun and we actually played OUTSIDE instead of sittin' on the damn couch all day long.

.....you finally got your head together, now your body is falling apart.

.....Conversations with people your own age often turn into "dueling ailments.

.....Every time you suck in your gut, your pants fall down around your knees......you sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there.

.....You give up all your bad habits and you still don't feel good.

.....your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

.....you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

.....You take your grandkids trick or treating and people keep saying, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.

.....you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker. Now that's scary!

Larry_H · MIP Old Timer

Great post Joni

Thank you (LMAO)

Larry,
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Since I learned to laugh at myself I have never ceased to be amused