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Larry_H


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biggrin Things That Are Difficult To Say When Youre Drunk:

1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

Things That Are Very Difficult To Say When Youre Drunk:

1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

Things That Are Downright Impossible To Say When Youre Drunk:

1. Thanks, but I dont want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but youre not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, Im not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isnt it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldnt! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. Im not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I wont make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. Id hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.

 



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Thanks Larry, I'm going to save this both for the humor and a reminder of some good reasons for me to stay sober.

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Haha! That's a great list and so true!!

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You couldn't have done that list drunk either.   Very very humorous and very
very true.  smile

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Oh I love that Larry !
Thanks for it!
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Nice! And oh...so...true.


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Brilliant. That is really making me laugh.

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Things That Are Difficult To Say When Youre Drunk:

5. No I won't marry you.

-- Edited by jonijoni1 on Sunday 25th of April 2010 02:29:51 AM

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lol a right good chuckle thank you!

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LOVE IT!!!

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That is a hoot... very funny!!  I really needed that 
Thanks


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