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>   1.  Everyone has a photographic memory.  Some don't have film.
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>   2.  He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
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>   3.  A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
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>   4.  Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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>   5.  Back up my hard drive?  How do I put it in reverse?
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>   6.  I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
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>   7.  When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
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>   8.  Seen it all, done it all.  Can't remember most of it.
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>   9.  Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
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>10.  I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
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>11.  He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.
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>12.  She's always late, in fact, her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower
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>13.  You have the right to remain silent.  Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
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>14.  I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
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>15.  Honk if you love peace and quiet.
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>16.  Pardon my driving, I'm reloading
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>17.  Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
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>18.  Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
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>19.  It is hard to understand how a cemetery can raise its burial costs and blame it on the higher cost of living.
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>20.  Just remember ... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
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>21.  The 50-50-90 rule:  Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
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>22.  It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
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>23.  You can't have everything!  Where would you put it?
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>24.  The latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world population
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>25.  If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
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>26.  The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
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>27.  Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.  Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
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>28.  FLASHLIGHT:  A case for holding dead batteries.
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>29.  The shinbone is a device for finding furniture.
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>30.  A FINE is a tax for doing wrong.  A TAX is a fine for doing well.
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>31.  It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
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>32.  Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
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>33.  I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.
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>34.  I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
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>35.  When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
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>36.  Light travels faster than sound.  This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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