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lani


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Hopefully this will shed some light to us ladies out there on why men are never depressed, cause at the end of the day, men are just happier people - What do you expect from such simple (and proud of it) creatures?

  • Your last name stays put.
  • The garage is all yours.
  • Wedding plans take care of themselves.
  • Chocolate is just another snack.
  • You can be President.
  • You can never be pregnant.
  • You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
  • You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
  • Car mechanics tell you the truth.
  • The world is your urinal.
  • You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
  • You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
  • Same work, more pay.
  • Wrinkles add character.
  • People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
  • New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
  • One mood all the time.
  • Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
  • You know stuff about Tanks (Sherman? Tiger? T70?).
  • A five-day vacation only requires one suitcase.
  • You can open all your own jars.
  • Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
  • Your underwear is $5.95 for a three-pack.
  • You almost never have strap problems in public.
  • You are unable to see wrinkles on your clothes.
  • Everything on your face stays its original color.
  • The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades even.
  • You only have to shave your face and neck (or head)
  • You can play with toys all your life.
  • Your belly usually hides your big hips.
  • One wallet and one pair of shoes - one color for all seasons.
  • You can wear shorts no matter how your leg looks.
  • You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
  • You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
  • You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in just 25 minutes.
Now, no wonder men are more happier !!


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Many lies there Lani.

For instance, "The world is your urinal." There are lots of security cameras nowadays and most of the plush chair type jobs are taken by the ladies. Sweat drenched, collpasing againt a piece of shade while soot and grime cling to your every pore, your only break comes when you get hauled into someones office just to have a video shoved in your face. I know its just jealousey and lust and I appreciate the cool break and secret admiration but each time I am driven deeper and deeper from Main street.



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