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New Years Resolutions

New Year's Resolutions for Internet Junkies...

I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses.
I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband).
I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.
I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.
I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.
I resolve to back up my 12GB hard drive daily...well, once a week... okay, monthly then...or maybe...
I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard
to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.
When I hear "Where do you want to go today?" I will not reply "MS Tech Support."
When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!"
I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
I will think of a password other than "password."
I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning... 4:30 is much more practical.
I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to, uh... I resolve to, uh, get my, er...
I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!

Easy Does it..Keep It Simple..Let Go and Let God..

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Phil, your resolutions are hysterical and thank you for the laughter. 

I always make sensible resolutions that I know I can keep.... like get more sleep, rest more, make less work by cooking light or nuking some Stouffer's meals for dinner,  promise less, and do daily therapy-- like thinking positive and laughing.

Be well and in good spirits, dear friend.

Love and hugs and prayers,


-- Edited by DblWinnr at 00:48, 2005-01-05


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Think I'll just stick to staying sober! Not had a drink since I stopped, but when the urges come, they seem to be getting stronger. Ah well, the urges can wait, I will NOT drink.

Wish it was as easy as that for smoking, I planned on giving up and lasted 8 hours, and that was because I was asleep. The HP is a smoker too I think!

Keep on laughing everyone! It confuses the rest of the world!

Bye for now.


"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." -- Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989"

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Hang in there Chris your doing great stay STRONG.....Busbe

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