VERY TRUE
Canadian liquor manufacturers have accepted the Health Canada's
suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on
all varieties of alcohol containers:


WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering
what the hell happened to your bra and panties.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you
are whispering when you are not.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in
dancing like a retard.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell
your friends over and over again that you love them.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think
you can sing.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think
you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex
without spitting.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the
illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking
than most people.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
think people are laughing WITH you.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major
factor in getting your ass kicked.

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WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink
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