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Phil


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Treat your mind like a bad neighborhood - don't go there alone.

Ten out of ten people die, so don't take life too seriously.

Be profound, funny or quiet.

After you talk in a meeting, listen to hear if you said anything.

I don't need your help today.... Love, ...Your Higher Power

Want to hear your Higher Power laugh laugh? Tell Him your plans.

When I turned myself over to a Higher Power, I took my life out of the hands of
an idiot.

If you pray for a Cadillac and God sends a jackass, ride it.

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Phil wrote:

Want to hear your Higher Power laugh laugh? Tell Him your plans.

When I turned myself over to a Higher Power, I took my life out of the hands of
an idiot.

If you pray for a Cadillac and God sends a jackass, ride it.


LMAO  smile.gif



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This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all heard from someone who wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Heres a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshitand Ass kissing that will put you over the top.



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lani


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Hee hee ...printed this to hang at work!!!!!!

Should get me some points at work!!!!!

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OK.... so what is going on in your life??? How are YOU, Phil???????????????weirdface

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He's given up on hard work and knowledge, gotten a new attitude and taken up buttsniffing and bullshit smile.gif

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learning


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Now that is the Phil we have all missed on this board. Love you and glad to have your
"wisdom"!!!! Also LMAO!!!!!

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Well....A big "Howdy"

And Dean...thats partially true..lol

All moved in with my little 47 year old Honey...things are good.

Still driving taxi 5 shifts a week...but glad that Im not an owner any more...gas is 5.30 a gallon..shit!!

Doing some addiction councelling on the side..

Taking in about 3 meetings a week...

And trying to stay in slow ...go with the flow mode..

Health couldnt be better...

I let Go and Let God with 3 children..and they are doing great..

No complaints...except for my sex life..

3 times a week is just not enough!!  :)

How bout you guys and gals?

Everything on the up and up?



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Phil, you're my hero. Just goes to show that Love conquers all. When are you coming down? I'll be going to NC mid June. Do you have and trips to Columbia planned? I'll be driving thru there on my way up to Boone.

Dean

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Phil you sound great!!!! Maybe cut back a few shifts and you could work up to 5 times a week on the other areas!!!!!!!lol
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Jeee  Lani....thanks!! ...hehehe...Wele work on that...Mentioned your suggestion to my Honey..and she suggested working 7 days...I wonder if there is a message there. :)

Sold everything in the South ..Dean...had a big trip planned....however...

The female gender side of things...kinda put a damper on that one...

She works full time ...and cant get away...

Wele hafta see what down the road brings...Higher Powers plans...and stuff.

Good to see you Joni, and Learning...and all the rest of the crew from the "Twilight Zone" :)

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wow, you got killed by the exchange rate. You're supposed to sell the canadian stuff and buy down here while your money is big smile.gif You need a financial advisor smile.gif

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On the contrary, my friend..:)

With the ongoing advice from a good buddy in AA, in Columbia..who was also in Real Estate..

We did quite well...playing the dollar..over a period of 3 years.

It was when it became almost  par..with the U.S...that we packed it all in..

At that time, there were a few options to go elsewhere...but...My Higher Power said "Enough is Enough"

And youre right...It should be Cana Duh!!  lol



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Yea, I spoke too soon, it's hard to see it unless it's on paper. I guess I was just thinking about how blessed the Canukians are to bring there healthy currency down (finally) and buy some discounted real estate. what a deal huh? We just bought a house and moved after 13 years. I thought I'd miss my old house but I don't, it's strange actually.



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