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Psychological Christmas Songs

SCHIZOPHRENIA - Do You Hear What I Hear?

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY - We Three Kings Disoriented Are.

DEMENTIA - I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas.

NARCISSISTIC - Hark The Herald Angels Sing (About Me)

MANIA - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town ...or Deck the Halls and Spare No Expense!

PARANOIA - Santa Claus is Coming To Get Me.

PERSONALITY DISORDER - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry,
I'm Gonna Pout, then MAYBE I'll tell you why.

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE - Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell....

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY - Thoughts of Roasting in an Open Fire.

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE - On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me...
(and then took it all away).
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Have a good days Guys.:)




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Thats another good one Phil Thanks ...Busbe

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Fantastic. Thanks.


Best wishes to all. Hope you have a good day.


Chris.



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SEX MANIACS: Oh cum all ye faithful

DEAF : Silent night

ACCOUNTANTS: We four kings of orient are

HORTICULTURALISTS: The holly and the ivy

MANIC DEPRESSIVES: Joy to the world (SIGH)

CAR COLLECTORS: Hark the Herald angels sing

REALISTS: On the 12 th day of Xmas my true love gave to me formal notice that she was pregnant, a restraining order preventing me from coming within one mile of my home, a writ for divorce and a demand for alimony.

LIAR: Virgin Mary

SUPREMACIST: White Xmas

PREGNANT: Santa Baby

MURDERER: Slay ride

DONT SIT ON THE SAUNA COALS: Chestnuts roasting........

INSECURITY: Do you hear what I hear?

DRUGGIE: Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow

BUILDER: Santa Claus got stuck in my chimney

ME SUFFERERS: God rest ye merry gentlemen

LAPPS: Winter wander land





















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