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StPeteDean


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A teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:

Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.



The next day the kids came back and one by one

began to tell their stories.









"Johnny, do you have a story to share?"



"Yes Ma'am. My daddy told a story about my

Aunt Karen. She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had

to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a Survival knife.






She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops.

She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets.

Killed four more with the knife, till the bl ade broke, and then she

Killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.



Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher.

"What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from this horrible

story?





" Stay the **** away from Aunt Karen when

she's drinking." weirdface

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Hillarious -- that made my night!  Thanks for helping me remember not to take myself too seriously. 

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Heheheheeeeeeehehheheee

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What a woman!!

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Nisha


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Dat's really funny....

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Tina


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OH My

Got to remember that one!!!!! laffin here. my jaw hurts.LMAObiggrin


Thanks

tina

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