>3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither works.
>4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
>5. Always drink upstream from the herd.
>6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
>7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in >your pocket.
>8. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who >learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and >find out for themselves.
>9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad >judgment.
>10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then >to make sure it's still there.
>11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. >12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started >roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral:
>When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
>ABOUT GROWING OLDER..
>First ~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age >and start bragging about it.
>Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
>Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people >to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the >roads weren't paved. >
>Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think >of Algebra.
>Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or >leaks.
>Sixth ~ I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
>Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is >such a nice change from being young.
>Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.
>Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
>Tenth ~ Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was >called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.
>And finally ~ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have >anything to laugh at when you are old.
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Easy Does it..Keep It Simple..Let Go and Let God..
Thanks again, two laughs and it's only 1:15pm! I think it's going to be a good day!
Bye for now!
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"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." -- Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989"
happy belated birthday- i forgot to log out yesterday. i love your sense of humor about the brain cells. you are great hope you did have a good day i will have to remember that for next year. your words of wisdom has helped me out emensely only wish that i could equally reciprocate. your birthday would have been a great excuse. hang in there and god bless. love you
