CHINESE SICK LEAVE
> >>
> >>    Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I
> >>   really
> >>   sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."
> >>
> >>    The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you
> >>   today.
> >>   When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
> >>   That
> >>   makes everything better and I go to work.  You try that.
> >>    Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel
> >>
> >>    great. I be at work soon.
> >>    You got nice house!!