Paddy, the famous Irishman, is driving home after downing a few at the local pub.
He turns a corner and much to his horror he sees a tree in the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid it and almost too late realizes that there is yet another tree directly in his path. He swerves again and discovers that his drive home has turned into a slalom course, causing him to veer from side to side to avoid all the trees.
Moments later he hears the sound of a police siren and brings his car to a stop.
The officer approaches Paddy's car and asks him what on earth he was doing.
Paddy tells his story of the trees in the road when the officer stops him mid sentence and says, "Fer crissakes, Paddy, that's yer air freshener!"
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Life is short..Live it sober to the fullest...One day at a time...
Hey freind how are you, good as I see from the joke. I am still here, I don't share much cause time is very limited, but all is great here and I am off to work again (dern 4 letter words) any how I been doin' the do's and still have not picked up even thou I am working a full time job and runnin' my handyman service too it takes alot of time.
Just for today I will pray that all goes the way my H/P wants it to and for you all to keep a good attitude about you and what your workin' for. Talk at you soon again.All will be purfect just for today.
Good morning from Cana Du eh....nice to see some of you guys laughing....Wren didnt get the joke...someone explain it to her will yu? lol
And Mike? great to hear youre still in action..there bud...
And Dori? To answer your question...re how I am...?
You want the long version? lol Ile give yu the short one...
Still sober....divorced...7 times is enough....leukemia arrested...1 kid working in a government job...and living in the city...22 year old at home...in transition...and working full time...and 1 kid thats 16 and learning how to drive..there are a few corners, with stop signs missing...still in taxies...the only relationships, in my life..are with my cat....and thats not going well...she keeps trying to control me...and the rest of it?....On a scale of one to ten? Something like Dan....I keep trying to climb ski slopes with a Volkswagon...:) Tires are bald...and surrenders a beach...
In other words? Things are ok....and the 11th step...and in slow (2 AAA) battery mode...
You all have a nice day eh....
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Life is short..Live it sober to the fullest...One day at a time...
Thank God for Avatars! I had originally signed in with an Avitar, of a woman that looked a little like me, 20 years ago. Then one day, I got a PM from a Cyberstalker, that was lusting after the Avatar, I used, wanted my email address. Yicks.
I very quickly sent him a PM, saying "I WISH I looked like that", and changed my Avatar, in not a New York minute, but a New York second.
Then I just Prayed that he would be gone, and in a few days, he was.
This note has absolutely nothing to do with this Post, so I believe it is time to say, Bye for today, see you all tonight, and Joni, I sure hope you are feeling better!!!!
good one...
