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QueenBfree


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Does anyone know the joke about the different religions and what they do when the church is on fire....and what AA members do???



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No, ... I don't ... but I'd like to hear it ...


Welcome to MIP QueenBfree ... glad you found us ... you been in AA very long??? ...



Pappy



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No, I hope they run to safety.

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Church on Fire...

During a recent ecumenical gathering, a secretary rushed into the meeting shouting, The building is on fire!"

The Methodists immediately gathered in the corner and prayed.

The Baptists cried, "Where is the water?"

The Quakers quietly praised God for the blessings that fire brings.

The Lutherans posted a notice on the door, declaring the fire was evil.

The Roman Catholics passed the plate to cover the damage.

The Jews posted symbols on the doors, hoping the fire would pass.

The Congregationalists shouted, "Every man for himself!"

The Fundamentalists proclaimed, "It's the vengeance of God!"

The Episcopalians formed a procession and marched out.

The Christian Scientists concluded there was no fire.

The Presbyterians appointed a chairperson who was to appoint a committee to look into the matter and submit a written report.

The AA member grabbed the fire extinguisher and put the fire out.

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Thanks Toad, ... I spent a while searching for this ... and I did find this one and should have known but for the last line I had found what QueenB was look'n for, LOL ...


Thanks again, now I don't have to spend 1/2 a day look'n for it ... Ha! ...



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Love it...

 



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Welcome to MIP Ofrocker, ... glad you found us ...

We welcome your ESH anytime you wish to post it ...



God Bless,
Pappy



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