Senior Citizen 

The other day I went over to a nearby CVS Pharmacy. When I got there, I 
went straight to the back of the store to where the Pharmacists' Counter

is located and took out my little brown bottle along with a teaspoon and laid

them both onto the counter.

The pharmacist came over smiled and asked if he could help me.

I said, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me?"

Being I'm a senior citizen...I   guess the Pharmacist just went along with 
me, and picked up the spoon and put a tiny bit of the liquid on his tongue

and swilled it around. Then with a stomach-churning look on his face

he spit it out on the floor and began coughing.

When he finally was finished, I looked him right in the
eye and asked, "Now, does that taste sweet to you?"

The pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in 
his eyes yelled,  "NO!!!"

So I said, "Oh thank God! That's a real relief!  My doctor told me to 
get a pharmacist to test my urine for sugar!"

Well, I can never go back to that CVS, but I really don't care though, 
because; they aren't very friendly there anyway.