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MIP Old Timer

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A police recruit was asked during the exam,

"What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?"

He answered, "Call for backup."

 

 

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A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.

 

He walks up to the driver's window and asks, "You drinkin'?"

 

The driver said, "Well that depends - You buyin'?"

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I have so many problems that if a new one comes along

today, it will be at least two weeks before I can worry about it. 

 

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A new business was opening and one of the owners friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. 

They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card, Rest in Peace. 
The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.  After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake 

and how angry he was, the florist replied, Sir, Im really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry 

you should imagine this. Somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, 

Congratulations on your new location! 

 

 

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Jokes, huh? I got one for you, but I'm not posting it here. (Check private messages.)

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Thanks Goofy, ... It WAS funny ... and I see no reason you can't post it here if you like ... just do a 'copy/paste' if you want ... and continue the 'funny' thread ...



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Pappy, only you can come up with stuff like this. I enjoyed everyone of them.
Luckily my wife is fast asleep or she will call me crazy laughing at my computer.

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Glad you enjoyed them ... My 'ding-bat' neighbor sent them to me, LOL ... just had to share ... we needed a humorous break here anyway ... what good is sobriety if we can't laugh at life once in a while??? ...



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Pythonpappy wrote:

Glad you enjoyed them ... My 'ding-bat' neighbor sent them to me, LOL ... just had to share ... we needed a humorous break here anyway ... what good is sobriety if we can't laugh at life once in a while??? ...


           I agree. Thanks for the reminder.



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