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 I just don't understand women. After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses, and that I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker; maybe a 12 pack on weekends---
 Anyway when I looked at the receipt and saw $45 in makeup. I said, "Wait a minute. I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!" 
She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you." 
I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!" 
I don't think she'll be back
 



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Wait a minute, Rick...   are you serious? or kidding?   I have heard so many things in my life,,  I've learned that anything is possible,,,  so you have to put some kind of clue as to whether this is true or not. Then I'll know whether to laugh or to get into support mode.


PS.  I gave up the make-up too, and guess who left me?


amanda



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I gave up make-up and he still won't leave. 

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just a joke


Amanda and Michelle,  are u saying u need make up ?



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Hey Rick, I'm with the Amanda on this one, you scared me , I thought it was for real. Glad it wasn't. The thing is , there is a difference between an alcoholic and a woman who wears makeup.If you saw me without my makeup you would probably have to have a drink.I'm glad this was just a joke.


(((Hugs)))


GammyRose



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to bad rick i was just going to try that with my wife lol

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wow, rick u had me going too.........


i gave up the makeup  AND dressing up and  he still wouldn't leave---- so i had to pack up and leave!!!!!    too funny!!!!



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BOOOOOO!!


Not funny




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hmmmmm.....I used to think that step one read...


I admitted that I was powerless over alcohol..and my wives had become unmanageble..


I was......they were...


Something like step 11 eh?


Sought through prayer and medication....


DOH!!!



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