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A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told 
her husband she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called

 

his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

 


Friendship among Men:

 

A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his

 

wife he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her 
husband's 10 best friends.   Eight confirmed he had slept over, and two said he was still there.

 



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too funny....and this further confirms my beliefs about "men".
That's why I've decided that my lifelong partner will be a dog--women's best friend, as well as loyal, devoted and........trustworthy.
LOL

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LOL, ... I think I read this wrong to start with ... ... ... I took it that you were calling your current bf a dog, LOL ... ... ... then I reread it and got the message ... i think ...



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I didn't mean it to come across sounding like that and glad you got my meaning.
I'm trying to move forward in my thinking, not "barkward."
(Gosh, I feel the need to make a joke outta every darn thing....but cannot miss the opportunity to get and/or cause a laugh as long as it is not hurtful to anyone guess that's good.)

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Yep, I think humor is a key to any 'happiness' we are to have ... ... ... I've found that laughing, gives me the same euphoria that the alcohol used to do, only there's no detoxing to do afterwards, LOL ... ... ... 



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Amen to that brother Pappy!

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Oh, I'm a sucker for those eyes......How precious! At least I might be able to put up with this kind of "bull".

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Oh man, I'm a sucker for my dog's eyes too ... it's the wet tongue in the a.m. in the ear that gets me go'n ... LOL



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LOL Pappy! I thought of something to say to that but know better than to post it on this board so will keep my human tongue still.

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LOL ... maybe I could have said that differently ... ... ... what I meant by 'gets me go'n' is that it's a rather crude way to wake up ... ... ... she doesn't usually do this except when she needs to go potty ... and I have made the mistake of not paying attention to her in the past ... only to regret not getting up to let her out cause then I had a nice surprise waiting for me on the floor by the door ... ... ... (glad the new place doesn't have any wall-to-wall carpet)



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I had the same problem with an ex wife



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Sounds like a personal problem ... ... ... I truly RLFLMAO Phil ... 'bout snorted my coffee ...



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And I am not awake yet either...as I thought Pappy meant his wife woke him up when she had to go potty.....
oh my! need to get another cup now.

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Great minds....think alike :)



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Uh oh, ... ... ... I think I may be in trouble then ... LOL



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