(I am finding adding a couple of jokes to my day helps me not take myself so seriously and get as blahhhh as I sometimes do! I hope everyone has a great, safe and sober St. Patrick's Day!)
BTY
Mums Meagan and Caitlin were bragging about their Irish sons accomplishments.
Meagan says, My son Francis is such a saint. He works hard, prays hard, doesnt smoke and hasnt so much as looked at a woman. He ought to be the Pope.
Caitlin says, Well, Ive already started calling my son Saint Patrick. Hes done all the right things like Francis has and hasnt touched a drop of liquor in years either.
You must be very proud! ~ Meagan
Yes, I am. When hes released next month, Im gonna throw him a big welcome home party. ~ Caitlin
------------------------------Not Funny Enough to Get You to Chuckle??? Here's Another-----------------------------------
A ventriloquist is sitting on a barstool at a local pub telling Irish jokes.
After a few one liners and some assorted humor mocking the people of Ireland, an Irishman starts getting POd at the puppets punchlines and yells, Whats so funny? Were no dummies. Why I oughta!
Ventriloquist says, Its just joking around and all in good fun.
No, not you. Im talking to the short guy sitting on your knee. ~ Irishman