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Pythonpappy


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FULL BODY SCANS AT AIRPORTS:

CATSAdisclosed the following Airport Screening Results

2013 Statistics On Airport Full Body Screening FromORLANDO AIRPORT :

Terrorists Discovered

0

Transvestites

133

Hernias

1485

Hemorrhoid Cases

3172

Enlarged Prostates

8249

Breast Implants

59350

Natural Blondes

3


It was also discovered that 308 politicians had no balls.

Thought you'd like to know.



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im sick....was that pairs of implants???????? :)

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Sorry you're sick Tom ... you'll be in my thoughts and prayers ...

Pairs of implants?, LOL ... don't think they'd get just one do ya? ... LOL ... that'd make them walk funny!!! ... oh no, now see what you did? ... NOW I got this horrible mental image I can't get rid of ... shame on you ... hehehe ...



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like I said...im sick! :)

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(I'm sicker than both of you because I am probably the only female--and person for that matter-- on this board who is trying to make a female figure out of donut and egg emoticons.)

                                                 



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Oh no, ... here comes those mental pics again ... crap ...



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you may want to look into a refund on them implants, BTY. :)

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LOL....
well, I didn't have alot to work with so I did the best I could with what I had.

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