Complete and Finished
> 
> No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference
> between these two words. In a recently held linguistic competition held in
> London , England , and attended by the best in the world, Samsundar
> Balgobin, a Guyanese man from Bachelors Adventure, was the clear winner with
> a standing ovation which lasted over 5 minutes.  The final question was:
> 
> How do you explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way
> that is easy to understand.  Some people say there is no difference between
> COMPLETE and FINISHED.
> 
> Here is his astute answer:
> 
> When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. When you marry the wrong
> woman, you are FINISHED. And when the right one catches you with the wrong
> one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!