Four guys have been going to the same golfing trip to St Andrews for many
years. 

 

Two days before the group is to leave, Jack's wife puts her foot down and
tells him he isn't going this year.
Jack's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

 

Two days later, the three get to St Andrews only to find Jack sitting at the
bar with four drinks set up!

 

"Wow, Jack, how long have you been here, and how did you talk your missus into
letting you go?"

 

"Well, I've been here since last night. 

 

"Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my living room chair and my wife came up
behind me and put her hands over my eyes and asked,  'Guess who?' I pulled
her hands off, and there she was, wearing a nightie.

 

"She took my hand and pulled me into our bedroom. The room had candles and
rose petals all over. Well she's been reading 50 Shades of Grey...

 

On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes!  She told me to tie her up and cuff
her to the bed, so I did.   

 

And then she said, "Do whatever you want."   

 

So, here I am!