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Pythonpappy


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Grandma and Grandpa were baby sitting at their kids place overnight.

 

 


When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet, he asked his son about using one of the
pills.

The son said, "I don't think you should take one Dad; they're very strong and very expensive".


"How much?" askedGrandpa.

"$10.00 a pill," answered the son.


"I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to try one, and before we leave in the morning, I'll put the money under the pillow."


Later the next morning, the son found $110.00 under the pillow.

He called Grandpa and said, "I told you each pill was $10.00, not
$110.00."

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"I know," said Grandpa. "The hundred is from
Grandma!".......

 

 


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Where do you get these, Pappy?  What a hoot.



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Ha! Gosh is that what those things cost? I'd rather spend the $10 on a box of chocolates. Like Forest Gump said, "Life is like a box of chocolates...you never know what you're gonna get." (...and they last a lot longer, too) 



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Hey Mike, ... I've got an AA brother in Florida that is a clone of me (almost) ... he sends these a dozen at a time ... (only a few, I can repeat, LOL) ...


And BTY, ... chocolates lasting longer ??? ??? .... THAT depends on who you're with, LOL ...



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I stand by what I said, Pappy. Give me chocolates anytime....

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Comedian Gallagher said once, "that the pleasure center in the brain for sex is right next to the pleasure center for chocolate ... so ... if you're not 'getting any' tonight, just have a Snickers", LOL ...



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I love Snickers candy bars!!
(and have snickered at some of the "other" stuff....so give me chocolate anytime. Most of the men I have been with want a younger woman anyway.

You sound like a rare gem, Pappy!



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Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder BTY ... and I have learned beauty can come in many shapes and sizes AND come wrapped in camouflage, LOL ... it took this program to get me to see through a 'new pair of glasses' as it were !!!



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Oh, I think I look marrrrvelous for my age, darling...it's these other bloaks who have the problem, not me. I'm like a fine aged cheese...(since I shouldn't use aged wine on here). Full bodied and not too crumbly.

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And I do want to add that I feel that emotional intimacy and connection with another person is far more important than physical intimacy. I have done "the deed" with people I barely or hardly knew and ones who I knew well enough to know that I shouldn't be doing what I was doing with them. It is like drinking a glass of unsweetened lemonade...the first few sips may be alright, but it leaves a sour taste in your mouth for a long time. Any future romantic relationships I have with a person I intend on really getting to know them well as a person first and not as a partner.
(sorry, but this site offered that emoticon, and I had to take advantage of it. )



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Pythonpappy wrote:

Beautyis in the eyes of the beholder BTY ... and I have learned beauty can come in many shapes and sizes AND come wrapped in camouflage, LOL ... it took this program to get me to see through a 'new pair of glasses' as it were !!!

 Hey BTY, ... I was also making reference to myself as well, LOL ... ... ... 



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Well, I for one think you are adorable, Pappy.

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Awwwwww ... ... ... the feeling is mutual .... ain't sobriety great ??? ... ... ...



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It sure is!

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