The guys at the barber shop asked me what actress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.
I told them the one who knows how to fix elevators.
I'm old, tired and need to pee a lot!
'Those who leave everything in God's hand will eventually see God's hand in everything.'
Raquel Welch could fix that elevator and help you find the nearest rest room in less than 5 minutes, Pappy.
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