A nice man was being tailgated by a stressed out

woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light

turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the

right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even

though he could have beaten the red light by

accelerating through the intersection. The

tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn,

screaming in frustration as she missed her chance

to get through the intersection, dropping her

cell phone and makeup.



As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on

her window and looked up into the face of a very

serious police officer. The officer ordered her

to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to

the police station where she was searched,

fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a

holding cell. After a couple of hours, a

policeman approached the cell and opened the door.



She was escorted back to the booking desk where

the arresting officer was waiting with her

personal effects. He said, "I'm very sorry for

this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your

car while you were blowing your horn, flipping

out on the guy in front of you, and cussing a

blue streak at him. I noticed the 'Easy Does It'

license plate holder, the 'Live And Let Live'

bumper sticker, and the 'Let Go And Let God'

bumper sticker on the trunk. Naturally, I assumed

you had stolen the car."